bessie_smith | (no subject)

The windup: As you all know, the boyfriend is an attorney. He knows a wide variety of people who constantly come to him for legal advice. Seeing as we live in the porn capital of the country, some of the wide variety of people asking for his advice are porn actors, and, for one reason or another, these porn actors are particularly needy people.

The pitch: Now, one of these people in particular is a porn actress who is constantly calling him not only for legal advice, but also to bitch and moan about various and sundry things going on in her life, especially the men in her life. Since she doesn't have the best judgment in world in regards to men, she ends up calling him a lot to complain. She calls, she texts, she e-mails. The BF thinks she's a nice girl, but he also thinks she's a pain in the butt.

Home run: Well, pain in the butt porn actress knows she can be a pain in the butt, so, to make up for being a pain in the butt, she scored us FREE tickets to one of the NBA finals games at Staples Center. These were $330 seats in section 109, row 14. These were the best damn seats I've ever had for a Lakers game. They're the best seats I've had for any game since I scored seats near the dugout for a Giants-Dodgers game when Barry Bonds was deep into the chase to pass Hank Aaron.

Getting the tickets was almost as last minute as it gets. We didn't even get confirmation until 2 hours before game time. Pain in the butt porn actress gets tickets via a guy who's nuts about her and can get her pretty much any tickets she asks for. Since she has no plans to stop being a pain in the butt, she has offered to get us tickets for any event we want that her guy has access to. I'm seriously considering asking Brett to ask her for tickets to see Coldplay at the Forum.