It's (almost) that time of year, again

[bessie_smith]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I broke the_ogre's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been nice (571 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, bessie_smith

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